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Bike Demotivational Poster


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Ashley Brewer

bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - They hatin'




ONLY BIKERS KNOW - WHY A DOG STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF A CAR WINDOW


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by concern3

rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:34 am

love this


MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.


TAGS: motorcycle biker scenery motorcycling fast
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by wayne64

CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:11 pm
So true! Been riding a Kymco Grand Vista 250 for the past 3.75 years/23k miles and loving it!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


FUR VS LEATHER -


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by concern3

MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:25 am
5L'd 'cern
mizzdizz - December 30, 2014, 12:16 am
LOL!!!!!!! Too true! 5 laughing lions!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2014, 1:54 pm
I recommend buying leather products from India. The only people that would work with dead animal parts are the downtrodden and oppressed Dalits. (The untouchables) They deserve our support.
lgvernon - December 29, 2014, 1:07 pm

Yeah, and those leather Gucci shoes are just so hard to resist, not to mention the belts, gloves, designer coats...


TO RIDE OR NOT TO RIDE - THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by concern3

CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:28 am
Hell yeah! Even if a relative in a car is going to the same place I'm going, I still ride because I like to ride!


THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL - In WTFistan




RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am
I love peddling my ass all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am
He's about to learn real quick.


LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
Damn... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


BIKING IN UPPER MICHIGAN - Forgot my damn helmet. Gotta turn back.


TAGS: helmet bike cliff rider
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:22 am
Never been up that way, yet. They say you can't get there from here ;)
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:06 pm
Great one ughomer!


BIKER JESUS - If they had this guy in front of the church, I might actually go once in a while.


TAGS: biker jesus
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 4:05 pm
What!?!?
warp_kez - December 21, 2009, 8:40 pm
Jesus Christ, super star, burning around the corner on his Yamaha! Chucks a skid, kills a kid, burns his balls on the petrol lid.


COOKIE MONSTER BIKE - BECAUSE TO BE A MASKED WRESTLER IS NOT EPIC ENOUGH


TAGS: cookie monster wrestling bike
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by almarpa

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:43 pm
Now the secret of Insane Clown Posse is out!
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 1:05 am
Seems kinda futile when people criticize a 2 year+ post...just saying...
rerun - September 21, 2012, 7:27 pm

Why don't you let the mods decide what we will or will not approve? I can tell you one thing we don't approve of, that is bashing others works and calling out the mods. OK, that was two things
almarpa - September 21, 2012, 6:14 am
Maybe without the mistakes you haven't had anything to say! Cheers! Have a good day!
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:53 pm
Im bombing your poster for several reasons 1.Wrong character 2.mixing a Muppet and a street monster is one way to piss me off 3.the mods shouldn't have approved it when its this wrong.
Rickinator - April 20, 2011, 1:07 am
cookie monster is blue.
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 2:31 pm
Hey, I had troubles with my screen and now I realize that the animal is not purple but pink... I get your point now Cubby
almarpa - July 15, 2010, 1:37 pm
Thank you very much
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
That's an ANIMAL bike...nice effort


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by suzieq

tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


HEY LADIES -


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by concern3

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:23 pm
...Just ask to see his "power-antenna"!
TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:32 am
Hmmmm I thought Rob Ford was in cancer treatment (Google if you don't know who Rob Ford is....)
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:25 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! The symbol fairy censored s w a l l o wing? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 1:04 am
....(swallowing verp, GAG!) NO!!!!!!!! Don't wanna see that naked!!! EW!EW!EW! BRAINBLEACH CODE 3!!!!!! I'd slap you so hard your face would have kittens for this! EW!EW!EW!(SHUDDER!) ROTFL! This is awesomely awful! 5 L!


BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough


TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


BICYCLE COPS - Not So Funny Anymore




ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out




1 REASON BIKES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN - Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you discard it.




NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




UNSPOKEN STORY -


TAGS: the biker in me loves this
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - April 14, 2010, 2:52 pm
But I'm not allowed to date her anymore...
BoneCD - April 14, 2010, 2:52 pm
@ICEMAN...After my wife heard about the whole thing, she was thankful I could help the youngster get her parents to clean up the kitchen
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 10:14 am
So Bone, did you get a second date? 5
LD0ne - April 14, 2010, 9:18 am
HAHAHAHA thats great! i wish i could tell that one to people but i'd get fired
familyghost - April 14, 2010, 1:37 am
5 lions for the funny.
doubet - April 13, 2010, 7:36 pm
Love it.
CANADA - April 13, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMFAO! 5l
erock - April 13, 2010, 3:52 pm
5thunderclaps for you bone!
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 3:40 pm
Oldie but good for a ROR, 5tubsofvasoline for you good sir


BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!


TAGS: bike fail toy story buzz fly
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Ekder

NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:44 am
"Wait... Where's my bike?"
Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am
Nice!


KNIT BIKE -


TAGS: bike mom son
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by timmey



S'COOL BIKE - louder than the bus, but worth it!




THIS - Was My Gas Price Solution




UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction




BIKERS IN THE SEA -




BIKER CHICKS -




THE SHORT BUS - cause i sure hope thats not their long one




SIDEHACK - It's like BMX only for retards




LEARNING MOMENT - Now kiddies, remember to always keep your toys on the sidewalk.


TAGS: bikes crash funny
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by aintright

djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:15 am
I'm very much traumatized!! xx


FACE TATTOO - Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.




FRIDAY THE 13TH -




I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.




TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said


TAGS: two guys ones bike motorcycle
Rating: 1.37/5

More motifakes by Mat

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:23 pm
No.1: "Let's do a wheelie!..." No.2: "Huh...!?"
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:12 pm
Really. A matter of handhold vs. necessity. I think they are o.k. etiquette acceptable.
Drifter - September 26, 2011, 1:33 am
Now look carefully, guys; there's a backpack between them. Rule is moot.
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:24 am
'Tis gay.
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:02 am
Stoo pud
Derek - January 23, 2010, 8:55 pm
A code of behaviour as comfortable as a straightjacket


100 MILES -


TAGS: biker girl
Rating: 4.44/5

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lisabwells - June 1, 2011, 9:19 am
LOL Thanks!
lisabwells - June 1, 2011, 9:19 am
Thanks
Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 8:28 pm
5 Clinches!
forseti - November 29, 2010, 3:49 am
way better than expected. 5l ;)


EATING RUBBER - Not what it's made out to be




MANHOOD - many ways of showing it...




Drive in the bike lane 1 more time -




THIS BIKE - IS DA BOMB!


TAGS: bike bomb
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by almarpa

hootizz - July 19, 2010, 4:52 pm
Brilliant.., this is the sort of thing a mad Kiwi would use to set the land-speed record on at Salt Lake...
almarpa - July 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
Is it? All right, but it was fun to make the analogy
Mongo - July 19, 2010, 12:09 pm
It's actually a drop tank.


REVERSE BIKING - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**


TAGS: bike reverse sports stupid
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by suzieq

TAKoturtle22 - January 22, 2012, 11:51 pm
in soviet russia bike rides you, lol 5l
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:36 am
5L for originality and a hilarious photo of impending doom. Glad you didn't go the "Wait for it" direction, though the outcome will/can not be pretty. LOL!


LIVING -




INFACEON -


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 3.56/5

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MAD MAX - Has never faced a threat like this.




SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids




LORENZO LAMAS - He even run over Chuck Norris with his bike.


TAGS: lorenzo lamas chuck norris tv renegade bike
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by the pig

Jeremy - July 20, 2008, 10:51 am
But his rainbow blanket is a bit gay.


BITCHES - Your bike is one of them too




V-8 POWERED MOTORCYCLE - For Men With Balls Big Enough To Hide Behind


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 2.13/5

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DETERMINATION - Not giving up when the world turns upside down.


TAGS: bike fail funny
Rating: 1.89/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 8:14 pm
FacePlant!!that's gonna leave a mark


SEMPER FI - Let's Roll


TAGS: while the mooo bike is nice
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Airman

LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 2:06 am
I don't even know what to say besides "I want one... now..." 5 absurdly large caliber rounds...
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:49 pm
Airman, you never cease to amaze me. Another OUTSTANDING job!
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:50 pm
whoever just got on, throwing the low scores.. you missed this one.. make sure you get it. a think a 1 would work, don't you?
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:36 pm
I just came. 5 cleverly responded nouns.


CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...


TAGS: harley hog davidson fuel petrol hotrod motor bike rain forest
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:26 am
Somebody's been to Oamaru.


MOUNTAIN BIKING - dont bother


TAGS: bike mountain dont bother
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by sam

LogicDude - September 15, 2008, 1:00 pm
Mountain Biking - you're doing it WRONG!
Burn - April 27, 2008, 7:27 pm
That's gonna leave a mark...


TATTOO YOU -


TAGS: tattoo biker babe
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 10:38 pm
Tats or no tats. I fear my wife. LoL
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 6:06 pm
Funny, I know a lot of Ladies that have tats, but my wife doesn't. And of all those Ladies, I fear my wife the most. 5L


Cosplay (#1) -




BACK ON THE SPLINTER AGAIN -




BIKER CHICKS - they really have changed since the good old days




I GOT THIS BIKE FOR MY WIFE - Nice Trade Huh?


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

MO - May 10, 2010, 2:53 pm
One hog for another.....less maint on this one prolly.
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 9:00 am
nice re-work, much better. 5L


OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS -




Life -


TAGS: life baggage heavy bike people
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 14, 2016, 5:28 am
I'm digging the "up yours" thing, but I hope Amesome is still in use.
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:47 am
How true, UP yours
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2016, 10:53 am
Yep. Still around. My twitter is under the same name though. Mostly reposting some of my oldies.
CloudchaserS - December 13, 2016, 3:16 am
Misery! You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders! My friend of misery! (Metallica)
rerun - December 12, 2016, 7:55 pm

5150.....man. Long time


SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK -




BAGRAM ARMY BASE SECURITY - NO AL QUEDA. SITUATION NORMAL.




I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much


TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Alixian

MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm
Jeez, did he died??? ;)


TANNING -


TAGS: life time human nature death people choice suicide back sexy pool woman mountain bike tan line
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:12 am
"This was no boating accident!"
Laffy Taffy - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
She's also a rower..


THE BITCH - so thats what's been making the funny sounds under my tire




SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.




WHICH IS WHICH?? -




Ride hard -




MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION -


TAGS: bike your mom
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2010, 9:25 pm
wishful thinking?....that took me 10 seconds.
ICEMAN - September 24, 2010, 8:53 pm
Hey Face, I believe you & Mooooooooooooooo have been hanging out with each other a bit too much. You poor bastiche.


EARTHY WIT -


TAGS: biker wit cool t shirt
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

enterthejoker - July 25, 2011, 7:40 pm
wtf? i want that t shirt!


WRONG TIME - To get second thoughts about showing off for the ladies




OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS - In The 1800's They Still Would Have Been Outlaws But They Would Have Been Riding Horses.


TAGS: bikers gangs omg freedom outlaws
Rating: 3.73/5

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Oogie - August 14, 2012, 8:01 pm
Besides, they're mostly 'posers' now, doctors and lawyers and programmers that have the fancy bikes and designer leathers. Pussies.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 2:14 am
I see lots of law-abiding helmets.


IMPROVEMENT - Change for the better




THE FINAL REASON BIKES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN - your new bike doesn't care how many bikes you've ridden before


TAGS: bikes
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by karlingall

GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:16 pm
very nice 3 poster series karlingall. 5L


HONESTY - Not always the best policy...




SHOW OFF - Impressing the ladies?? Your doing it wrong.




MEMORIES -


TAGS: last forever bike ride
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by forseti

Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 8:36 am

awesome fors


WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL ME - Simply Makes Me Miserable, And Wish I Were Dead


TAGS: bike fail
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by HaveaCigar

Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm

no shit!
5150monkeylove - September 2, 2010, 1:48 am
That is your first one? Hats off to you sir.... 5L


WORTH IT -


TAGS: bike ride smile
Rating: 4.62/5

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PRECAUTIONS -


TAGS: bike accident wrench wheel
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:28 pm

may i suggest a venture into fonts, as well as a border.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:35 am
pity there is no border, pity , also a p word. Please have some?!


MY DOG - He used to chase after people on a bike Until I took it from him.


TAGS: my dog on a bike
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by vader



COINED PHRASES - "And They're Off"!...possibly inspired by a horse that had a cycle-logical disorder.


TAGS: hobby horse bike racing
Rating: 3.93/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:45 pm
5 lions for the 4 horse(wo)men


STUPIDITY -


TAGS: stupidity bike desert
Rating: 3.68/5

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Supermark - September 26, 2009, 6:30 pm
Oh...god...


RIDING A BIKE - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: riding bike doing it wrong
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Kyronic - May 25, 2012, 12:51 am
Crap, I've been doing it the wrong way for years!


FISHING -




COP - Life's pretty cool, and why wouldn't it be ? I'm a cop, after all




EPIC FAIL - When your super racing bicycle can be stopped by a can




JOHNNY LAW -




Xerox -




STICKS AND STONES -


TAGS: biker humor
Rating: 4.95/5

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INDEFATIGABLE - LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm
Nice one Ug!


Survivers -




BOND - Fuzzknuckle Bond




USE A KICK-STAND. - Arab Spring




SO..... - ...think he'll mind if I keep the bike? I mean, the guy IS paralyzed and all.




MALT -




THE IKEA SALE -




THE REWARD - Is unimaginable.




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